The other day, I dreamed I was talking to a friend on the phone, one who's very shy and whom I don't speak to very often. My actual phone rang, waking me up just enough to realize that it was ringing--and I felt guilty for interrupting the conversation in my dream to wake up and answer my real phone.

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"