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Originally Posted by Noclevername
And of course, the aliens who used mentally controlled bio-armor had joysticks to fly their spaceships.
Not to mention having never invented even the most rudimentary military tactics-- if you have a giant laser(ish) weapon, stay in orbit and use it! Don't send down your "artillery" into attack range of Earth fighter planes! Don't send snub fighters to be conveniently shot down and analyzed! Don't have a single central computer controlling your defense shields!
--But of course, if they did that, there'd be no way for the heroes to defeat them just in time.
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Yep. One of their city-sized ships brought down by a drunk Randy Quaid with one little air-to-air missile. What an embarassment for them. It's lucky they died because they couldn't return home to the laughter....