What red and white and spins around????

I own't say it.

I did work with a guy who was having fertility problems. They both had to be on drugs to get their first son. Then mom decided a lone child was just a sad thing so they both went on drugs to no avail and finally after invetro, she came up with quads. They didn't select one or two either and instead had 4 kids that took forever to come home from the hospital. Still, they were pretty well off. After a year Mom decided she didn't want to be a full time mom and went back to college dropping the load on mom in law and husband, who had his hands full working full time with us and part time as a carpenter to pay for the bills of the kids and the new house and the college bills.

Weeeell 2nd semester and she found herself some 20 something college boy that just thought she was IT.

Now my buddy lives in a pop up on trailer in the back of his parents yard. The lovely judges of Jackson county decided that he should get all the bills and she should get everything, absolutely everything. Of course he has to pay for baby sitting too, wouldn't want to have her 15 year younger live in stud pay any bills.

Don't screw with mother nature, she's a muther and knows how to get even.

Oh, and bullets are cheaper than divorces, even if you have to do a little jail time.

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