Speaking of sword fights, you forgot the all-important "fight on a staircase". You would be absolutely astonished at how many swordfight movies fall into this trap.

<<Physical injury as comedy. Especially physical injury of one sort or another to the male gonads. Anyone who thinks that's humorous has never been hurt that way, or if they have, they have some sort of mental illness to think it's still funny.>>

SkepticJ, this parody was meant for you:

Edit: Slightly NWS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNR8d...elated&search=

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