The skeptic that's wrong and is killed by the monster, ghost, whatever.
The teenage boy who dreams of dating the "coolest girl in school", later finds out she's another word for female dogs in estrus and sees that his best friend, who's female, was his ideal match all along. Sometimes after seeing her under mood lighting, with her glasses off, hair down, or something trivial along these lines.
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If we don't play god, who will?-James Watson
I never think of the future, it comes soon enough.-Albert Einstein
The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.-Tom Waits
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a yo-yo.-Enoch Root, The Confusion
When I was a kid, if someone brandished a shrink gun he'd get a little bit of respect!-Myron Reducto, Harvey Birdman
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