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Originally Posted by SkepticJ
The teenage boy who dreams of dating the "coolest girl in school", later finds out she's another word for female dogs in estrus and sees that his best friend, who's female, was his ideal match all along. Sometimes after seeing her under mood lighting, with her glasses off, hair down, or something trivial along these lines.
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The woman who's only unattractive because she actually wears something that improves her day-to-day life, like glasses?
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Gillian
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"
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