No kidding.

Now, I do have a list of more unusual names that I want to give my prospective kids, but I wouldn't do that to them. Nor would I give them an oddly-spelled name in the hopes that using a "y" instead on an "i" will make them interesting. And, of course, the name that was my first choice for a girl's name--Rowan--is right out now, because Graham's last name is "Berry."

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"