A woman's hair color and breast size are in direct correlation with how many times she falls down while running from the monster/bad guy.(This also applies to the chance that she will run upstairs instead out of the house.)
If the hero is a pilot he'll fly in at high speed to strafe a target yet the rounds are spaced less that a foot apart.
If it's a teen/college movie and there is a party with a Keg the same magic that gives guns infinate bullets keeps the keg from getting kicked (emptied) dispite 200-300 people partaking.
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I am the visual,
the inspiration,
that made lady sing the blues
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