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Old 25-July-2007, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by mike alexander View Post
The most damning evidence that soccer is fake is so obvious that everyone looks right past it. Nobody is willing to leave fingerprints on the ball.

"Hey, Nigel! Pick up the bloody ball and throw it!"

"And leave my prints? No way!"
Right! Even the keepers wear gloves, even though the rules nominally allow them to touch the ball. Why on Earth would they wear gloves if not to avoid leaving a physical evidence trail?

I bet those are special gloves that won't even shed any fibers on the ball.
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