I liked the old UFO's better. They were exciting. Okay, even gawdy at times. But just the same: it was clear that being noticed and having style mattered.

"What's new for 59? Why it's the new Invader Series 5000. But this doesn't look like any invader you've seen before. With it's fully chromed underbelly, this saucer is sure to get you noticed. And be sure to let the wind flow through...or over your... bald grey head... with new ElectromaticPlus(tm) automated windows. And if it's night, you won't be sitting in the dark either. That's because the Series 5000 features the latest in high brightness glowing orbs, a feature to improve both style and safety.

So sure, you say. The Invader has looks, but I didn't get this saucer to just look at it. Well, friend, you haven't seen anything until you try opening the throttle on this one. The new AtomoPower(tm) gravity generator carries on the legacy of Invader series performance, but is updated to offer even better acceleration than previous models. And as you'd expect, the ride is smooth at any speed."