29-August-2007, 06:59 PM
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Order of Kilopi
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Laurel, Maryland
Posts: 9,903
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mike alexander
Maybe he was just out of toilet paper and was signalling the guy next door.
"Darn, out of paper.(knocks on stall wall) "Hey, bud!"
"Yeah?"
"Any extra TP over there?"
"Sorry, hardly enough for me."
"Any newspaper, candy wrappers..."
"Sorry, no."
(Reaches for wallet) "You got singles for a five?"
"You're under arrest."
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Guess there's a provision in the Patriot Act about wiping with Washingtons...
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