Link to Youtube video of Spiders on Drugs. They call them wood spiders, but I know them as cat-face spiders. Several of them are given small doses of different drugs to see what effect the drug has on the ability to spin the web. This was done in the 60s from what I can see, but the video has been updated with some modern graphics and narration for comedic effect. Minor profanity at the end of the clip, specifically a term often used at dog shows. Oh, and one pertaining to donkeys. Sort of.

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A Nerd can figure out how long it will take the original Enterprise traveling at warp 6.5 to travel from Regulus to Antares.
A Geek will think he can use that to pick up a girl in a bar.
A Dork knows he can't pick up the girl with it, but will hang around for hours anyway, just in case she asks.
She might. You never know.