((ACP + SCP/4)/YM) + 15% = GFW
Where:
ACP = accountable cigar purchases - these are the purchases that your wife
knows about in full such as purchases you made in her presence, ones with
a credit card trail, etc.
SCP = secret cigar purchases - these are the purchases that you manage to
sneak in under her dollar sensing radar. Cash only, no bags, she never
sees them enter the domicile - you know the drill.
YM = years married
GFW = Gifts for Wife required to offset total cigar purchases and thereby maintain marital bliss
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