The Illumi-naughty must be pasting pictures of spacecraft over the lenses of all the telescopes of people who "observe" them from Earth! It's all so clear now...

(Oops, forgot my medication again. Soon it will seem less believable.)

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort