I mapped out 88 constellations on my room wall when I was a kid.
I got in a lot of trouble for it too

(crazy folks)
I can't say I ever felt compelled to reclassify them into modern themes though. I did study up on the mythology and histroy in their making but...
The Idea of looking up at the 9-Iron constellation rather disturbs me...
ETA: And Orion will be called the Caddy.