Perfect place for this Halloween joke:
Three ghost hunters, two boys and one girl, walk into a haunted house. The boys set up the cameras, the girl sets up the tape recorder. When they return to headquarters, the girl plays the tape back.
"Guys, you ruined my tape! All I can hear is you talking about the Red Sox."
"Then the house must be haunted?'
"Why?"
"We're Yankee fans!"

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