I read this post, and then went to grab some Strawberry Poptarts from the kitchen, only to find there are NONE!
I am now questioning the appearance of this thread wrt the sudden dissapearance of my Poptarts. They must be related, and there must be a sinister conspiracy. Surely there are no mundane explanations, such as my poor memory, or possibly the wife eating the last one this morning, that could explain their sudden dissapearance?
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"I have this theory that the Apollo missions were faked when NASA found out that general relativity was wrong because the Earth was expanding due to the Sun's iron core being influenced by magnetic waves from the electric universe after being perturbed by Planet X and thereby causing global warming. Where should I start a thread about this?" ~ ToSeek
"Those are the people that wonder how a thermos knows whether to keep something hot or keep something cold." ~ NeoWatcher
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