I've seen how some English people eat and I'm very concerned about their bowels. Here in Australia I'm also concened about some people's bowels, but the situation is better here as we have had year round fresh fruits and vegetable for longer and for cheaper than the British.

But banning bacon all togther instead of insuring you're not eating too much and your overall diet is healthy is kind of silly. After all, drinking too much water will kill you.

Fortunately we have this thing in Australia we do when rules get too silly. It's called not paying attention to the rules, or not obeying. I'm sometimes surprised how people who complain about regulations don't seem to realize this is an option. Maybe because our country was blessed with so many convicts we have a natural advanatage in this area.