If we didn't eat everything that researchers said would cause cancer, we'd end up having to photosynthesize. And then some chucklehead would remind us that the Sun causes cancer.

You know what? Screw'em all. Most of these cancer studies are exercises in statistical masturbation. I'm frankly sick of it. Anything to excess is lethal to some extent or another. This nanny statist alarmism and litiginous witch hunting is the ultimate result of people untrained to take responsibility for their own actions. Its the food's fault their sick, its the servers fault they ate too much of it.

Let'em die miserable. We'll be less miserable when they're gone.

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The last time I felt a warm fuzzy feeling, I was informed by my doctor that it was just gas.