Okay, this is against all rules, but... the Zetas do not exist!
How do I know? It's my job to know. I'm a member of the Galactic Anthroplogy Corps, and I know about all spacefaring civilzations in the Galaxy, even you humans, the newest one to be discovered.
Keep on trucking, you are making excellent progress.
As crazy as this guy seems, that is a very good quote.

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I want to go back to the moon.
I don't care which rocket you use, whichever one you pick, I'll like it, I swear.
"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis
Rovers forever! - ToSeek