He was an HB ninja. (Now that is a scary thought)

Oh, that's easy to deal with: Show him your birth certificate. This is government evidence that you exist. Since HBs ignore evidence - especially evidence provided by the government - they will immediately and fervently believe that you do not exist. They will still hear you if you mention that there is no alien saucer landing outside, and will leave immediately. Problem solved!

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