In a related note, the Rice University Marching Owl Band (the MOB, as it prefers to be known) is in trouble - again - for a halftime show.

Rice played Tulsa last Saturday. The Tulsa coach was the Rice coach until he left mid-contract for "greener" pastures. The MOB decided to parody this by doing a halftime routine where they went looking for the "missing" coach through the nine circles of hell (a la Dante') and finally found him in the lowest circle, behind a door marked "Welcome to Tulsa."

Tulsa took offense and filed a complaint.

Tulsans have no sense of humour.

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