Good one!

But in the world of the conspiracy theorist ("theorist" is used very loosely here), hoax believer, and end times prophet, reality is paranormal.

You might want to use the BAUT search function, keying in "2012" to see what's already been written on this subject. Make sure you're not drinking anything while reading certain posts.

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