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Originally Posted by novaderrik
but GI Joe can- they go wherever they are needed, to fight for truth, justice, and the American way.
if COBRA scientists can steal a formula that turns water into a bomb, then GI Joe can scuba dive into the Marianas Trench.
and when it's all over, they teach you how to not fight on the playground or whatever..
so now you know- and knowing is half the battle.
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Not to mention weather control cannons, mass teleporters, a terrorist organization that wastes millions on a snake-themed palace that rises out of the sand on command, guns that never kill anyone, and COBRA-LA!
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