I'm sure they'll turn Maria the robot into a Terminator-like, bike-riding, indestructible killer cyborg that roars like a lion (while showing a great deal of cleavage).
But a fearless marine armed to his teeth comes along, shoots the robot down (three times), frees the girl and marries her.
Anyone wanna hire me while the writers are on strike?
(P.S. I've only just noticed how much C3PO looks like Maria.)