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Old 03-January-2008, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Fazor View Post
You know me and my news stories. Well, I promise not to complain about this one; it's just so weird I had to post it.

Dog Collision Kills Pet At Sequim Off-Leash Park

Okay, that's got to be a poorly written headline, right? It can't possibly be what it sounds like...but it is.



It was running "really fast" (Greyhound, duh) and ran into another dog. I can't imagine, as my two dogs slam into eachother all the time...particularly when there's full cups of things to knock off the coffee table, and they never get hurt.

Musta been quite a sight, unless you were the owners of said dead dog. Name the next one Kazi.
Greyhounds ain't the toughest doggies in existance. When you've got a pooch with a waistline narrower than its neck, you've got a serious structural flaw that won't stand up well to punishment.

A cousin of mine owns a miniature greyhound, maybe twenty inches nose to rump, and I get nervous holding him because he feels so frail, even though he's a perfectly healthy pup.
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