It is true. NASA is in close contact with every intelligent lifeform in the galaxy. The Bautforum is actually the secret interstellar telemarketing division of NASA. It is our job to call every alien in the Milky Way and offer to sell them glazed windows and aluminum siding. You found us out. The Salesmen in Black will be soon by your place to offer you a deal you can't refuse.

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The views expressed are the febrile product of an overactive imagination of a person who in shadows sees the gyrating Elvis-like ghost of Leonid Brezhnev.