Originally Posted by Swift

Actually, the Reptile Overlords, from their base of operation at Area 51, not only killed JFK, Diana, and all the AIDS victims (part of their genetic engineering experiments), but orchestrated the 9/11 attacks, helped their Commander Elvis fake his death, helped NASA fake the moon landing to cover-up their supply base on the Moon, and wrote all of Shakespeare's plays as well as the book, "The DaVinci Code" (they only got co-credit for the screenplay).