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Old 19-February-2008, 11:10 PM
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Actually, the Reptile Overlords, from their base of operation at Area 51, not only killed JFK, Diana, and all the AIDS victims (part of their genetic engineering experiments), but orchestrated the 9/11 attacks, helped their Commander Elvis fake his death, helped NASA fake the moon landing to cover-up their supply base on the Moon, and wrote all of Shakespeare's plays as well as the book, "The DaVinci Code" (they only got co-credit for the screenplay).
Translated into conspiraspeak:

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Translated into Dudespeak :

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