I don't want to worry anyone but I believe the situation is far worse than anyone has so far imagined. The Mayans were WRONG, people! I have just checked every calendar I could find, including the Dilbert calender 2008 and the Far Side Daily Diary and the shocking news is... THEY ALL FINISH ON DECEMBER 31ST THIS YEAR!

Make preparations for the end days, people

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This is not an idea to be tossed aside lightly - it should be thrown with great force