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I told my wife and daughter about this while we were waiting to caucus last night. Neither one seemed too thrilled that I shared this interesting piece of information with them. They both said they'd probably stay up worrying while I slept soundly.

Then my wife got a bright (sic) idea. She said they should wait for me to fall asleep, then shine a flashlight in my eyes and yell, "Gamma burst!!"

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