I saw it in the theatre with a bunch of my ren faire friends. Most of us were wearing more authentic costumes than practically anyone onscreen. And at the end, the woman sitting in front of me said, "Oh, my God!"

So I said, "What?"

"Zipper!"

And the camera made another circle 'round Our Hero and his lady, and I said, "Oh, my God!"

I think it would've worked better as a fantasy piece, if we'd all just pretended that it wasn't really history. Because the history was very bad.

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"