I used to have great neighbors, both upstairs and down.

Now, all their replacements do is fight, and both work swing shifts, so I hear it going until three am.

I called the cops, they're here, now, interrogating them.

What wold you have done?

Back to bed.

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I am Mugs, of the Alien clan of Usa, Nordamerica, a Terran, of Sol.

Mine: "Perception isn't reality. It's merely an abstraction thereof, and quite often not a very good one at that."

Heinlein's: "Staying young requires the unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods." "Freedom begins when you tell Ms. Grundy to go fly a kite."