Before I was married I lived in the upstairs part of townhouse with a separate basement apartment. The guy and his girlfriend who lived down there used to go at each other, screaming for hours on end. We never did call the cops but moved out shortly after one night hearing "Put down the knife!" followed by "No! You put down the scissors!"

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"Probably the last sound heard before the universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying 'What happens if I do this?'"

"Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. Nobody listens to you."