Hello and welcome to customer support.

Please listen to the following options as our menu has recently changed.

για τα ελληνικά παρακαλώ πιέστε μηδέν.

Please press 1 for English.

Please press 2 to speak to another computer.

Please press 3 to speak to that computer's server.

Please press 4 to request another menu.

Please press 5 to talk to a prerecorded person.

Please press 6 to request a service call. Currently service calls may take up to six months to be scheduled.

Please press 7 to access our 231-part self-help menu.

Please press 8 to describe your problem. This will be a text message where 1 = A, 2 = B, etc. Accounting has determined that all letters after J are unnecessary, thus they have been eliminated as a cost-savings measure.

Please press 9 to repeat random parts of this menu.

Please press 0 to talk to yourself.

This call is now over, thank you for calling customer support.

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