"Only us reptilian dinosaurs were created in the image of god. Its completely ridiculous that something as primitive as a monkey could ever have our great gift of intellect. Why just look at that hairy lowly beast. To even make such a speculation is heresy. Music and mathematics, that is only the province of us Reptilians. If you continue these wild speculations, I've quite a mind to report you to the Head Reptilian Commitee. " They might decide to cut off your probiscus as a learned punishment."