I have a text file on my computer right now called "abbreviations." Anyone who wants to send them to me can--if my PM box is full, because it is getting there, give me maybe ten hours, and it'll be empty. Less, if it's a weekday during the day.

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"