Now, now, everybody is missing the real point....there's an opportunity here. There are million upon millions of vertically challenged people who would like nothing better than to be a foot taller with no dieting, no anabolic steroids, no running hundreds of miles....etc.
All they need to do is sign up for our first annual pilgrimmage to the black hole.
We sell tickets to Virgin Atlantic Black Hole Day...and when it's due to pass through the solar system we guarantee that when their spaceship gets within the Roche lobe....they'll get their free stretching. (It's also good for dislocations, humpback, lazy eye, crooked fingernails, and souffles that fell when Junior opened the oven door too soon....
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pete