You have good taste! I want everything except pepperoini on mine!

Besides, the pepperoni contains heavy metal lyrics. Bad for brains.

There is a radio program on a small local radio station (KFAI) from
1 AM to 6 AM Sundays, called "The Root of All Evil". It has been on
for years, but I only learned of it recently while surfing through the
stations on a super-cheap little pocket radio, while lying in bed.
The DJ who runs the program is Earl Root. I have a cousin with the
same name. Thankfully, this Earl Root is apparently not related to
me. Thankfully, because he is a heavy metal fanatic, and if Hyper-
Poster here had said "heavy metal" instead of "pop", I would have
to agree with him, and I wouldn't want to have to do that.

Here are some of my favorite heavy metal lyrics:

Gllllithhrrriggg Ngggrthhiggggtttt by Sssnnnllggglelll

Rourrrrrggglllll snllleetttlllgggghhh! Brourghhhh! Bloughhh! Bbbbrrrufff!!!
Sgnufffffrrummm, brroughhhh gggggllloooooooooohhhhrrrrrrrr!
Ggggrrrr glrrrr hhhhhhhuuuuuhhhhh....

-- What? Did you say something?