The Onion had a good spoof on this quite a while back. A middle-aged couple in an idylic picnic setting (on a blanket, next to the river, hand-in-hand, and smiling in blissful romance). The caption read:
Local man to ask his doctor about Levecor, Fastin, Claritin, Viagra, Procrit, Lipitor, Rogaine, Tramadol, Adipex, and Levitra.
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Don of Borg - Cool, Calm, Collective.
"Within the next generation I believe that the world's leaders will discover that infant conditioning and narco-hypnosis are more efficient, as instruments of government, than clubs and prisons, and that the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley
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