How do you "specialise" in five different fields, in three different disciplines?

Jack of all trades, master of none, except maybe in the art of self-promotion.

BTW, I believe that the activation of the LHC will cause His Noodliness The Flying Spaghetti Monster to descend from on high, and give us all a really nice meal. I suggest we activate it forthwith, to solve world hunger. The CERN has currently not reacted to my thesis and suggestions, but has also not refuted them.

(In just how many ways is the original "has not refuted" line a load of male domestic bovine feces? I count three, but I'm sure there are more.)