Correlation of Seat Belt Usage and Intelligence

Abstract: A comparative latidunal analysis of seat belt usage and IQ (Turner- Bunzover- Wendy- Timecomes Test) in New Jersey and South Dakota showed that seat belt use loads significantly on g (r > 0.003, weighting 1/x^2, Maxwell- Cofi statistics) when matrix cofactors are factored out and allowance is made for wheat chaff blowing across highways in Dakota and inebriates blowing across the Garden State Parkway. In representative crashes with heavy g loads using covariance tables of ability to exchange insurance information and time from initial impact to claiming whiplash as surrogate markers (r > 0.04, Mercedes C- Class) it was found that age cohorts of arbitrary size in both states felt they Were in Good Hnads (tm). Self-evaluation by test participants indicated that either state posessed IQ levels at least five standard deviations higher than the other (null test, Type IV Error) on the GFY scale.

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