All pyramid loving aliens wear sombreros. A Boeing aircraft's owners guide clearly state that their aircraft should be operated only by sphere loving aliens, never pyramid lovers, as sombreros wont fit in the cockpit. This means that all UFO sighting are, in fact, pyramid loving aliens getting booted out by sphere-loving-alien piloted Boeings. Coincidentally, their spilled drinks freeze in the upper atmosphere creating chemtrails which intoxicate all who breathe the maraschino cherry vapor. The real clincher is that, no bearded loner scientists were found at the WTC aftermath dazedly proclaiming "the fools...I tried to warn them", just scores of lab tech muttering incoherently about Martian grasshoppers in the London Underground.

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The views expressed are the febrile product of an overactive imagination of a person who in shadows sees the gyrating Elvis-like ghost of Leonid Brezhnev.