Change a diaper. In 27 seconds I can have a poopy baby wiped, diped and ready for smooching.
Plan an invasion, yes.
Butcher a hog, yes.
Conn a ship, yes
Design a building, no.
Write a sonnet, yes
Balance accounts, I have no accounts or more correctly, am no-account.
Build a wall, yes.
Set a bone, no.
Comfort the dying, yes. But not as many times as my father, who was a first responder, (police)
Take orders, yes
Give orders, yes, and well too.
Cooperate, yes.
Act alone, yes.
Solve equations, only got as high as Algebra II. But I enjoyed the class and got an "A"
Analyse a new problem. Uh? Let me analyse what they are asking for here...
Program a computer. (Heinlien's main time was before VCR's wasn't he?) Sure it was in BASIC but the computer did what I wanted.
Cook a tasty meal, hell yeah!
Fight efficiently, I have in the past. But age is a deceiver and it may not be the case anymore. Still and all I used to be able to kick people in the face who grabbed me from behind, if that tells you anything. Always a surprise as I don't look like I should be able to do that. On two different occasions my assailants actually looked behind them thinking someone else had hit them.
That and I'm a damn good shot with pistol, rifle and shotgun.
Die gallantly. Oooo a question frought with the pitfalls of hubris for the still living.. that's best done as an observation, not a prediction.
Here a couple back at Heinlien
Avoid self-rightousness.
Even if you have the power, try not to engage in fascism Starship Troopers, Moon is a Harsh Mistress (As per wiki's definition of Fascism, first paragragh, not the Ad Hom, fascist)
Try not to take yourself too seriously.
Fricken laugh once in a while.
Paint yourself up for Halloween
Check into a hotel surreptitiously under an assumed name. With your wife.
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Gimme a minute to read through Jay's latest observations...
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