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Old 31-May-2008, 12:22 AM
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Change a diaper. In 27 seconds I can have a poopy baby wiped, diped and ready for smooching.

Plan an invasion, yes.

Butcher a hog, yes.

Conn a ship, yes

Design a building, no.

Write a sonnet, yes

Balance accounts, I have no accounts or more correctly, am no-account.

Build a wall, yes.

Set a bone, no.

Comfort the dying, yes. But not as many times as my father, who was a first responder, (police)

Take orders, yes

Give orders, yes, and well too.

Cooperate, yes.

Act alone, yes.

Solve equations, only got as high as Algebra II. But I enjoyed the class and got an "A"

Analyse a new problem. Uh? Let me analyse what they are asking for here...

Program a computer. (Heinlien's main time was before VCR's wasn't he?) Sure it was in BASIC but the computer did what I wanted.

Cook a tasty meal, hell yeah!

Fight efficiently, I have in the past. But age is a deceiver and it may not be the case anymore. Still and all I used to be able to kick people in the face who grabbed me from behind, if that tells you anything. Always a surprise as I don't look like I should be able to do that. On two different occasions my assailants actually looked behind them thinking someone else had hit them.
That and I'm a damn good shot with pistol, rifle and shotgun.

Die gallantly. Oooo a question frought with the pitfalls of hubris for the still living.. that's best done as an observation, not a prediction.

Here a couple back at Heinlien

Avoid self-rightousness.

Even if you have the power, try not to engage in fascism Starship Troopers, Moon is a Harsh Mistress (As per wiki's definition of Fascism, first paragragh, not the Ad Hom, fascist)

Try not to take yourself too seriously.

Fricken laugh once in a while.

Paint yourself up for Halloween

Check into a hotel surreptitiously under an assumed name. With your wife.
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