You all got it wrong.

The exact Mayan date will actually be Dec 24, 2011.
The Earth's axis will wobble from magic emissions because the great dragons are waking up. The great Eastern dragon Ryumyo will get out from his hideout under Mt. Fuji and say Merry Christmas to us.

Celedyr and Dunkelzahn will follow him soon after.

I think I'll mutate into an Orc. What do you think?

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