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Originally Posted by bart5050
They are farming us. Exact product and purpose is not clear but it is clear that it is something we would deny them if they simply asked.
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I've been thinking deeply about this proposition.
It's difficult to imagine what the mysterious product must be, given that it is probable that any species with the technology to flip effortlessly across light years of space, could artificially manufacture any product that they may possibly need.
So what could it be that attracts ET across the void of space? What is it unique to
Homo sapiens that is so fundamentally essential that the technology of the Gods is used to harvest it secretly from the 6 billion inhabitants of the planet.
And then it hit me. Belly button lint. Ubiquitous among humans, but not found elsewhere in the cosmos. Grows in the complete absence of nutrients or source products. And it is possibly the finest insulating material in the universe.
The navel-less skin of your average grey is completely incapable of generating this material. How they must envy us, able to generate tufts of the stuff without even trying. And the best way to remove it? A probe, incompletely remembered by the innocent victims of an alien lintectomy.
The truth is not "out" there, which is why the mystery has remained unsolved until now. Only an in-nie will reveal the true truth.