Hi $pacemonkey (optimistically presuming you're still around): I usually don't debunk claims around here1 After all, there are far, far better proponents of that art on hand).
But let me try it this once:
Why do we have to prove to you that "Nibiru"2 is not coming? Surely you have to prove to us that it is coming? Burden of proof, and all that. With that reversed, you could have us all running in circles trying to disprove your conviction that Earth is about to be invaded by invisible space-bunnies that want to farm humans for our belly-buttons, which are considered a delicacy on their planet.
So, why do you believe that it's a threat? Because some stranger on the 'net said so? You'll have to do better than that, old chap!
Anyway, you're barking up the wrong tree. It's not a rogue planet/brown dwarf/donut. It's actually a giant crouton, that wants to dip itself in the moon's cheese.
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1)Instead, I just insult the egregiously annoying ones, but subtly enough not to get myself banned - the irony of being banned while the woo gets to post freely, would be very painful.
2)"Nibiru" is actually a word in the ancient Maya language, meaning (roughly translated) "April Fool's Joke That Went Too Far". Very succinct language, Ancient Mayanese.
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