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Originally Posted by Spock Jenkins
Yea, but you got those tat's so I can't talk to you.  |
TATTOOS?
Why only the most depraved of individuals will graffiti-ize themselves like that in violation of the natural order. No right thinking blank man would voluntarily offer himself up to be scribbled on like a pre-school coloringbook.
And women! Don't get me started! Women are already the right color! Anything more is vandalism!
That's why you have to get the really cool ones.
Professional is better. Get the most expensive you can afford or are willing to spend. Getting cheap here can be a life-long mistake.
Think of it like getting cosmetic surgury.
That means don't let your cousin "Spike" tattoo you in a pool hall after a brew and a shooter. Needing reservations is a very good sign. If you don't breathe alcohol fumes all over them, the tattoo artists will like you better. If they like you better, they will do a better job. Same applies to B.O., patchoulli, and inane blathering. I'm given to understand taking a valium some 20 minutes prior to the actual work helps. For those of you with a prescription for valium. You very much want to be sober when you pick your tattoo out.
I just need one more. Mmmmm, maybe two. And some re-work. The paint and trim need touch up.