Shuttle Proposal
I would like to introduce a proposal that would force NASA to install hot-dog-roasting-sticks on the back of the shuttle. We are letting a rather powerful hot dog technology go to waste by only using it to get things into orbit.
In addition I would like to require a bonfire in the payload bay and freeze-dried smores. I mean this IS the ultimate camping trip after all.
Have mosquitos been tested in space? What are their flight characteristics in zero-g? Can space suits be equipped with mosquito repellent?
Are there bears in space?
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---"Why do things have to suck so bad?" a friend once asked me.
"Because space is a vacuum and that's a lot of suck." I replied.
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