Hello, this is my 1st post on this board (ALL CHEER …!), therefore I would like to give a very short and very quick introduction to myself.

Since, its my 1st post lets also have a quick FUN perfect logic QUIZ for a starter! There must be some Mensa/Clever brains of the universe out there that like too stretch there mind muscles.

Well, before the QUIZ starts, here’s some details about me; I’m called Leslie Richard Smith, and I live in the UK. I’m 38 years young, and I weigh 26 stone (ugh, maybe I should have left that fact out!). However, my life is empty of worries …. and always full of fun, it can be no other way!

I’m a Philosopher in “Perfect Logic”. It’s a very simple concept, I simply take a simple object or say a simple idea and try to make it into a greater object or a greater idea. Thus in turn, giving the companies better products to sell, thus giving bigger sales, thus giving them more extra sales from the people that just gave them bigger sales as they spread the good word via world of mouth (and so on, and so, on , you get the picture).

Questions time I think:- Please ENJOY this QUIZ and JUST have FUN with it :-

1) If the question is equal to this magic number:- 3.17537 then what is the answer? Answer + your reason why?

2) What came first the chicken or the egg? Answer + your reason why?

4) I have a “Sky” box at home and it really needs an extra button on the front of the box! What would this buttion do? + the men would like this far more than the women (and its not a dirty question, before you comment !)

5) E=MC2 is wrong? Answer + your reason why?

6) What would you say my IQ is? Answer + your reason why?

Ok, that’s it for now, OHHH, I will post MY answer’s sometime tomorrow, cheers.

BTW, yes you noticed I suffer from dislexery, however that does not make me stupid, here are 2 small, quick ideas I had to help people like me too move on a bit:-
1) CHANGE the word “dislexery” to something that means something to every sufferer of this condition it the entire western WORLD (yes I said WORLD), some ideas I have could be big be big ones you know …. Change it to say the initials L.R.S. (that stands for LEARNING REALLY SUCKS ! – but it does not have to be that way … that’s a first step into my world of perfect logic …. Lets think hard and maybe make the world a better place …. It can be done… it’ so easy………so so easy….

2) Spellchecks: Damn I hate them, you notice mine is never on, why because they are SO STUPID! Lets, try to use some BASIC logic now. Lets say we have a little check box in the options (sorry I was distracted by a man walking past my window, oh its ok its only MR. GATES), that says something like “User L.R.S.” (SEE THAT I USED L.R.S , wow Im hot today (guess my bi-polar is playing up, anyhow) …, this in turns makes the spellchecker go into “SUPER LOGIC MODE” and does not make me look like a fool when I write down sentances like this :- “Lets meat at the same place and the same time, OK?”, answers on a postcode as to which word the spellchecker missed? Hmm, that could be a good idea, it could change every spellchecker in the world (oooh that word “world” was typed in again.

If you think I had maybe a good point then do you think you could upgrade you answer to question 6 please, thanks.

Anyhow, answers from me some time tomorrow (hmm, it might be a big answer …hmmm)
Oh, and BTW, once I list my final answers tomorrow, don’t expect me to add any more posts to that thread, feel free for you lot to rant on about the new guy is a bit out of his cage. I care not as my thread is dead to me after that, maybe I need to move on to post 2nd post….. we shall see.

Anyhow have fun.

Les